Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve - 4 oz
Introducing the "Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve", a powerhouse blend of nature’s most soothing and healing herbs. Formulated with red clover, nettle, calendula, chamomile, lavender, and tea tree, this all-purpose salve is designed to tackle a variety of skin issues—from dryness and irritation to minor cuts, burns, and rashes. Whether it's chapped skin, bug bites, or rough patches, this salve provides deep, natural nourishment wherever you need it.
Scent Profile:
The fragrance is a gentle, earthy blend of calming herbs and floral notes. The lavender and chamomile bring a soothing, floral aroma, while the tea tree adds a refreshing, medicinal touch. Hints of calendula and red clover contribute to a subtle, natural sweetness that complements the herbal undertones, creating a balanced, calming scent perfect for everyday use.
Texture & Feel:
The texture is smooth and creamy, easily absorbing into the skin without leaving a greasy residue. It melts on contact, creating a protective, non-sticky barrier that locks in moisture and promotes healing. The rich blend of herbs and oils delivers instant relief to irritated skin, while the lightweight feel ensures it’s comfortable for frequent use.
Perfect for those who need an all-in-one solution, the "Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve" is your go-to balm for nourishing, soothing, and protecting your skin from head to toe. Keep it on hand for any skin emergency or daily moisturizing!
Artisanal Quality:
This salve is carefully handcrafted in small batches using foraged plantain and yarrow, ensuring that each jar contains the freshest and most potent ingredients. The combination of traditional herbal knowledge with modern essential oils results in a product that is both effective and deeply rooted in natural healing practices.
Multipurpose Healing:
The handmade salve is a versatile addition to any natural first aid kit. Its blend of healing, soothing, and protective ingredients makes it ideal for treating a wide range of skin concerns. Whether used for minor injuries, skin irritations, or simply as a nourishing balm, this salve offers gentle, effective care for the whole family.
Red Clover ointments have been applied to the skin to treat psoriasis, eczema, and other rashes. More recently, studies have shown that women using red clover may experience psychological benefits and the high isoflavone content is believed to help lower menopause symptoms, such as hot flashes and night sweats.
Nettle has been used for hundreds of years to treat a variety of inflammatory conditions such as painful muscles and joints, eczema, arthritis, gout, anemia, varicose veins, psoriasis, and chronic myalgia.
Calendula is anti-inflammatory, hydrating, and anti-aging, and promotes wound healing through antioxidant and antimicrobial properties, treating burns, bruises, and cuts, as well as the minor infections they cause. Calendula also has been shown to help prevent dermatitis or skin inflammation and help to improve stretch marks.
Chamomile has been used to treat wounds, ulcers, eczema, gout, skin irritations, bruises, burns, canker sores, neuralgia, sciatica, rheumatic pain, hemorrhoids, mastitis, and other ailments.
Lavender is known to be rich in medicinal properties like antimicrobial activity, anxiolytic, anti-inflammatory, antinociceptive, and antioxidant properties. Lavender oil also works to stimulate the immune system, boost mood, improve sleep, and fight stress, it can be used as a therapeutic agent.
Tea Tree possesses antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, antiviral, and antifungal properties, and can treat acne, athlete’s foot, and contact dermatitis.
Helichrysum is an amazing anti-inflammatory and antimicrobial skin helper, known to help treat, acne, and candida.
Spearmint helps reduce swelling due to nerve or muscle pain.
Introducing the "Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve", a powerhouse blend of nature’s most soothing and healing herbs. Formulated with red clover, nettle, calendula, chamomile, lavender, and tea tree, this all-purpose salve is designed to tackle a variety of skin issues—from dryness and irritation to minor cuts, burns, and rashes. Whether it's chapped skin, bug bites, or rough patches, this salve provides deep, natural nourishment wherever you need it.
Scent Profile:
The fragrance is a gentle, earthy blend of calming herbs and floral notes. The lavender and chamomile bring a soothing, floral aroma, while the tea tree adds a refreshing, medicinal touch. Hints of calendula and red clover contribute to a subtle, natural sweetness that complements the herbal undertones, creating a balanced, calming scent perfect for everyday use.
Texture & Feel:
The texture is smooth and creamy, easily absorbing into the skin without leaving a greasy residue. It melts on contact, creating a protective, non-sticky barrier that locks in moisture and promotes healing. The rich blend of herbs and oils delivers instant relief to irritated skin, while the lightweight feel ensures it’s comfortable for frequent use.
Perfect for those who need an all-in-one solution, the "Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve" is your go-to balm for nourishing, soothing, and protecting your skin from head to toe. Keep it on hand for any skin emergency or daily moisturizing!
Artisanal Quality:
This salve is carefully handcrafted in small batches using foraged plantain and yarrow, ensuring that each jar contains the freshest and most potent ingredients. The combination of traditional herbal knowledge with modern essential oils results in a product that is both effective and deeply rooted in natural healing practices.
Multipurpose Healing:
The handmade salve is a versatile addition to any natural first aid kit. Its blend of healing, soothing, and protective ingredients makes it ideal for treating a wide range of skin concerns. Whether used for minor injuries, skin irritations, or simply as a nourishing balm, this salve offers gentle, effective care for the whole family.
Red Clover ointments have been applied to the skin to treat psoriasis, eczema, and other rashes. More recently, studies have shown that women using red clover may experience psychological benefits and the high isoflavone content is believed to help lower menopause symptoms, such as hot flashes and night sweats.
Nettle has been used for hundreds of years to treat a variety of inflammatory conditions such as painful muscles and joints, eczema, arthritis, gout, anemia, varicose veins, psoriasis, and chronic myalgia.
Calendula is anti-inflammatory, hydrating, and anti-aging, and promotes wound healing through antioxidant and antimicrobial properties, treating burns, bruises, and cuts, as well as the minor infections they cause. Calendula also has been shown to help prevent dermatitis or skin inflammation and help to improve stretch marks.
Chamomile has been used to treat wounds, ulcers, eczema, gout, skin irritations, bruises, burns, canker sores, neuralgia, sciatica, rheumatic pain, hemorrhoids, mastitis, and other ailments.
Lavender is known to be rich in medicinal properties like antimicrobial activity, anxiolytic, anti-inflammatory, antinociceptive, and antioxidant properties. Lavender oil also works to stimulate the immune system, boost mood, improve sleep, and fight stress, it can be used as a therapeutic agent.
Tea Tree possesses antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, antiviral, and antifungal properties, and can treat acne, athlete’s foot, and contact dermatitis.
Helichrysum is an amazing anti-inflammatory and antimicrobial skin helper, known to help treat, acne, and candida.
Spearmint helps reduce swelling due to nerve or muscle pain.
Introducing the "Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve", a powerhouse blend of nature’s most soothing and healing herbs. Formulated with red clover, nettle, calendula, chamomile, lavender, and tea tree, this all-purpose salve is designed to tackle a variety of skin issues—from dryness and irritation to minor cuts, burns, and rashes. Whether it's chapped skin, bug bites, or rough patches, this salve provides deep, natural nourishment wherever you need it.
Scent Profile:
The fragrance is a gentle, earthy blend of calming herbs and floral notes. The lavender and chamomile bring a soothing, floral aroma, while the tea tree adds a refreshing, medicinal touch. Hints of calendula and red clover contribute to a subtle, natural sweetness that complements the herbal undertones, creating a balanced, calming scent perfect for everyday use.
Texture & Feel:
The texture is smooth and creamy, easily absorbing into the skin without leaving a greasy residue. It melts on contact, creating a protective, non-sticky barrier that locks in moisture and promotes healing. The rich blend of herbs and oils delivers instant relief to irritated skin, while the lightweight feel ensures it’s comfortable for frequent use.
Perfect for those who need an all-in-one solution, the "Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve" is your go-to balm for nourishing, soothing, and protecting your skin from head to toe. Keep it on hand for any skin emergency or daily moisturizing!
Artisanal Quality:
This salve is carefully handcrafted in small batches using foraged plantain and yarrow, ensuring that each jar contains the freshest and most potent ingredients. The combination of traditional herbal knowledge with modern essential oils results in a product that is both effective and deeply rooted in natural healing practices.
Multipurpose Healing:
The handmade salve is a versatile addition to any natural first aid kit. Its blend of healing, soothing, and protective ingredients makes it ideal for treating a wide range of skin concerns. Whether used for minor injuries, skin irritations, or simply as a nourishing balm, this salve offers gentle, effective care for the whole family.
Red Clover ointments have been applied to the skin to treat psoriasis, eczema, and other rashes. More recently, studies have shown that women using red clover may experience psychological benefits and the high isoflavone content is believed to help lower menopause symptoms, such as hot flashes and night sweats.
Nettle has been used for hundreds of years to treat a variety of inflammatory conditions such as painful muscles and joints, eczema, arthritis, gout, anemia, varicose veins, psoriasis, and chronic myalgia.
Calendula is anti-inflammatory, hydrating, and anti-aging, and promotes wound healing through antioxidant and antimicrobial properties, treating burns, bruises, and cuts, as well as the minor infections they cause. Calendula also has been shown to help prevent dermatitis or skin inflammation and help to improve stretch marks.
Chamomile has been used to treat wounds, ulcers, eczema, gout, skin irritations, bruises, burns, canker sores, neuralgia, sciatica, rheumatic pain, hemorrhoids, mastitis, and other ailments.
Lavender is known to be rich in medicinal properties like antimicrobial activity, anxiolytic, anti-inflammatory, antinociceptive, and antioxidant properties. Lavender oil also works to stimulate the immune system, boost mood, improve sleep, and fight stress, it can be used as a therapeutic agent.
Tea Tree possesses antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, antiviral, and antifungal properties, and can treat acne, athlete’s foot, and contact dermatitis.
Helichrysum is an amazing anti-inflammatory and antimicrobial skin helper, known to help treat, acne, and candida.
Spearmint helps reduce swelling due to nerve or muscle pain.